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Shoe Store

Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel. Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started toward the mirror.

For a few seconds, I found myself crawling along the floor beside her, trying to get her attention. “Look, Martha,” her friend said. “He wants to go home with you!”

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