A man walks into a building site’s foreman’s office. He says “The sign outside says you need a handyman.”

“That’s right,” says the foreman. “Can you lay bricks?”

“No, I can’t do that.”

“Can you mix concrete?”

“No, never done that.”

“Know any plumbing?”

“Not really.”

“Are you an electrician?”

“No.”

“Well,” says the puzzled foreman. “You can’t do much, so what makes you so damned handy then?”

“I only live around the corner.”