You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar, twice !

You can throw a screwed-up ball of paper towards the waste paper basket and it actually goes in 99% of the time. Well.. that is until the bin is full up.

You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis, aswell as other famous people.

You’ve figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

All your used ‘post-it’ notes are now little origami animals and occupy most of your desk

You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

You’ve managed to work out the value of PI to at least fifty decimal places after the point.

You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

You have got quite a good game of ‘screwed-up paper’ volley ball going with the person in the next cubical to you.

The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

You know exactly how many steps it will take to walk to the water cooler at the other end of the office, aswell as many other major objects around the office.

You Sellotape sculptures are now much sought-after collectors items.