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A young woman had just finished taking a CPR class at a local college when she saw a big crowd gathered around a still body.

Suddenly she took off running toward the scene. “Everyone back,” she yelled, “I know CPR!”

Just as she threw herself next to the body and was about to begin the procedure, a pair of strong hands pulled her to her feet. “Ma’am,” barked a police officer standing beside her, “we are trying to arrest this man.”