Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
Karen’s beautiful solo: “It is Well With My Solo.”
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”
Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water-baptized on the table in the foyer.
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church boared.
As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.
Fifth Sinday is Lent.
Thank you, dead friends.
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess
We pray that our people will jumble themselves. –Selected from Pastor Tim’s Clean Laugh: http://www.cybersalt.org/
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