The kindergarten was having a “What Does Daddy Do Day”, and little Johny was eager to have his say…

“My daddy says he plays the piano in a house of ill repute – (but I don’t know what that means)”, he said proudly.

The teacher was very embarrassed, and quickly moved on to a new game.

But at the next Parent’s night, little Johny’s father was there.

Definitely a regular guy; clean, well presented, quiet, good suit, sophisticated manner…

So the teacher told him about what had happened.

“Oh”, he said. “I am sorry. This is really my fault. Actually, I am a lawyer….”

“But how can I tell something like that to a six year old…?”