For those of you who need some levity:

Why God never received a Ph.D.: 1. He only had one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal. 5. Some doubt he even wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. 10. When subjects didn’t behave as he predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 11. He rarely came to class, he just told students to read the book. 12. Some say he had his son teach the class. 13. He expelled his first two students for learning. 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, all of his students failed the test. 15. His office hours were infrequent and held on a mountain top. 16. He has a poor record of working well with colleagues.