Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.

Honesty pays, but not enough for some people.

Experience teaches us that there is a small but important difference between keeping your chin up and sticking your neck out.

Caution: Do not ask for advice, you might get it.

A lot of trouble in this world is caused by combining a narrow mind with a wide mouth.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one notices it when you are.

A family man is one who replaces the money in his wallet with snapshots of the wife and kids.

The man who knows how will always find a place in life, but the man who knows why will probably be his boss.

Some people hold the key to the situation, and then are too lazy to turn it.

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his family can spend.

The peak years of mental activity are between the ages of four and eighteen. At four they know all the questions, at eighteen they know all the answers.

He who laughs last probably intended to tell the story himself.

The early fish gets hooked for the same thing the early bird gets credit for.

There is nothing remarkable about love at first sight. It’s when people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes remarkable.

There is just as much horse sense as ever, but it seems like the horses have it all.

Love is oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses

Luck is a lazy person’s estimate of a worker’s success.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

A lot of people are smarter than they look … and they ought to be.

No one is as busy as the person who has nothing to do.

Say what you will about the devil, he’s a hustler.

Get to know your neighbours; you might just like them.