Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely

so God asked Adam, “What is wrong?”

Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give Adam a companion and it would be a woman.

He said this person would cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make.

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked God, “What would a woman like this cost?”

God said,

“An arm and a leg.”

Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”

And the rest,

Is History…