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‘Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving


A Thanksgiving Poem, by CJ Beaman


OTwas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep


I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.


The leftovers beckoned– the dark meat and white,


but I fought the temptation with all of my might.


Tossing and turning with anticipation,


the thought of a snack became infatuation.


So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door


and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.


I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,


pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.


I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,


till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.


I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky


With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie


But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees…….


happy eating to all—pass the cranberries, please!


May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,


May your potatoes On gravy have nary a lump.


May your yams be delicious may your pies take the prize,


May your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.


 


By CJ Beaman, c 2001


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I AM THANKFUL… For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes– Because that means he is at home not on the streets.


For the taxes that I pay– Because it means I am employed.


For the mess to clean after a party– Because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.


For the clothes that fit a little too snug– Because it means I have enough to eat.


For my shadow that watches me work– Because it means I am out in the sunshine.


For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing– Because it means I have a home.


For all the complaining I hear about the government– Because it means we have freedom of speech.


For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot– Because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.


For my huge heating bill– Because it means I am warm.


For the lady behind me in church who sings off key– Because it means I can hear.


For the pile of laundry and ironing– Because it means I have clothes to wear.


For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day– Because it means I have been capable of working hard.


For the alarm that goes of in the early morning hours– Because it means I am alive.


And finally, for too much email– Because it means I have friends who are thinking of me!


–Author unknown.



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