Two nuns where driving down the road in Transylvania and a Werewolf jumped on the hood. The old nun said; “I’ee look at that ugly thing, shake the car and knock him off.” The young nun turned the wheel from side to side but he didn’t fall off. “Slam on the brakes, surely that ‘ill knock him off,” said the old nun. She slammed on the brakes, but he still didn’t fall off. “We’ll fix ’em,” said the old nun, show him your cross.” The young nun rolled down the window, stuck her head out and yelled; “Get off me …. ‘ood ya’ ugly idiot.”