Reporter: “I hear you have just hired a press agent to publicize your teachings.” Philosopher: “Yes, that’s correct. This press agent has just been assigned to distribute my precepts to the wide world. He claims he can spread my message with great speed.” Reporter: “Could you share some of these precepts with us?” Philosopher: “I would be delighted: `A stitch in time saves nine’; `A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’; and `A penny saved is a penny earned.'” Reporter: “Those are very familiar sayings already.” Philosopher: “I told you he worked fast!”