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College Student

A college student wrote a letter home:

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“Dear folks,

I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred dollars, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin.

P.S….I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back. But I was too late.”

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A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said, “Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!”

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Money may not be everything, but it sure keeps the kids writing to you! One college kid wrote home, “Dear folks, I’ve been worried sick because I haven’t heard from you. Please send me a cheque so I’ll know you’re okay.”

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