Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Four hundred and seventy two. One to write WinGetLightBulb, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle…..

Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Bill Gates will just define Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.

Q. How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.

Q. How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to scratch himself.