– Maternity leave would last for two years…with full pay.

– There’d be a cure for stretch marks

– Natural childbirth would become obsolete

– Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem

– All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness

– Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained

– Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment

– They wouldn’t think twins were quite so cute

– Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm

– Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags

– They’d have to stop saying,”I’m afraid I’ll drop him.”

– Paternity suits would be a line of clothes

– They’d stay in bed for the entire nine months

– Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree

– Women would rule the world