(Apologies to Barry Mann)

I’d like to shake hands with, The guy who built the bandwidth, That lets my remote baby surf to me.

Who put the dot in the bit shabop dot com? Who put the RAM on the mega-ramma mamma-board? Who put the POP on the LAN/WAN stop? Who put the click in the double-diddy drag-drop?

I’d like to shake hands with, The guy who built the bandwidth, That lets my remote baby surf to me.

When I type the words, Dip-dubba-dip-dubba-dot-shabop-com, Every page caches in my heart, And when I see it loading, GIF-dubba-blink da java-java shimmy-song, It’s like we’re only virtually apart.

Wellll, Who put the dot in the bit shabop dot com? Who put the RAM on the mega-ramma mamma-board? Who put the POP on the LAN/WAN stop? Who put the click in the double-diddy drag-drop?

I’d like to shake hands with, The guy who built the bandwidth That lets my remote baby surf to me.

Each time that we link, Megaty-megaty-megaty-megaty-megaty-megaty peg, It sets our modems all a-glow. And every time we web-cam Click ka-click ka-click ka-click-click Her love in jerky motions show.

(spoken)

Whirr-click-gack-beep my system boots, Plug-n-play plam forever, When I say dip switch dip switch dip switch, You install what I mean, From the bottom of my end-of-file end-of-file template.

Everytime we chat-speak, I’d like to thank that geek, Who lets my remote baby surf to me.