What game do little monsters like to play at parties? Swallow the leader.
What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster.
Why did the monster rush over to the cafeteria? He heard children were half price.
What happened to the monster that took the five o’clock train home? He had to give it back.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.
What is a zombie’s favourite dessert? Ladyfingers.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a light snack.
Did you hear about the monster who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.
What do you say to a 2-headed monster? Hello, hello.
What kind of math did the monster student do best? Scare root.
What happened to the monster children who ate all their vegetables? They gruesome.
What did the monsters wife do when he came home late for dinner? She gave him the cold shoulder.
How can you tell that Doctor Victor Frankenstein had a good sense of humour? Because he kept his monster in stitches.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth? The dentist!
Who did the boy monster take to the Halloween dance? His bootiful ghoul-friend.
How did the monster predict his future? With a horror-scope.
What is in the red blood cells of monsters? Hemogoblin !!!
What flowers do monsters like? Moaning gorys and Merighouls!
What did the monster do when he lost his hand? He went to a second hand store.
How big was Dr. Frankenstein’s castle? “Monsterous” !
Why did the monster eat the tight-rope walker? He wanted to eat a well balanced diet!
What are monsters favourite beans? Human beans.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
What is a monsters favourite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Where do monsters go for sunset sails? Lake Eee-rie
What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween? Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid.
What do you get if you cross a monster with an owl? An animal that frightens people but doesn’t give a hoot!
What did the monster do when he saw an “All you can eat” restaurant? He had two waiters and a busboy.
Where can you see a real ugly monster? In the mirror.
How does a monster count to 21? On his fingers.
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