Reporter: “The NATO strikes have been aborted due to bad weather?”

Vice Admiral Scott Fry: “I’m afraid I can’t get into that level of detail right off the top of my head.” Reporter: “How about an approximation?” Admiral Fry: “I’d prefer not to even approximate it.” Reporter: “How about a ballpark figure?” Admiral Fry: “I don’t even have that information available.”

Pentagon briefing on the war in Kosovo from “The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said” by Ross & Kathryn Petras in Page A Day Calendar, http://www.page-a-day.com/