*****************Great Women***************

Inside every older person is a

younger person – wondering what the

hell happened.

Cora Harvey Armstrong

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Quotations from women about women . . . . . . .

The hardest years in life are

those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)

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I refuse to think of them as chin

hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

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Whoever thought up the word “Mammogram”?

Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed

to put my breast in an envelope and send

it to someone.

-Jan King-

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Things are going to get a lot worse

before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

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A male gynecologist is like an auto

mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

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Laugh and the world laughs with you.

Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

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Old age ain’t for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

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A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.

A woman must do what he can’t.

-Rhonda Hansome-

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Every time I close the door on reality

it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

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Whatever women must do they must do

twice as well as men to be thought half

as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

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Thirty-five is when you finally get

your head together and your body starts

falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

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I try to take one day at a time,

but sometimes several days attack me

at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

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If you can’t be a good example, then

you’ll just have to be a horrible

warning.

-Catherine Aird-

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I’m not offended by all the dumb

blonde jokes because I know I’m not

dumb . . and I’m also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb

women, but you hardly ever see a smart

woman with a dumb guy.

– Erica Jong-

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If high heels were so wonderful, men

would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

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I think—therefore I’m single.

-Lizz Winstead-

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When women are depressed they

either eat or go shopping. Men invade

another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

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Behind every successful man is a

surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson

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In politics, if you want anything

said, ask a man–if you want anything

done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

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I have yet to hear a man ask for

advice on how to combine marriage and a

career.

-Gloria Steinem-

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I never married, because there was no

need. I have three pets at home which

answer the same purpose as a husband.

I have a dog that growls every morning,

afternoon,

and a cat that comes home late every

night.

-Marie Corelli-

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If men can run the world, why can’t

they stop wearing neckties?

How intelligent is it to start the day

by tying a noose around your neck?

-Linda Ellerbee-

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I am a marvelous housekeeper.

Every time I leave a man I keep his

house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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Nobody can make you feel inferior

without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-