2 nuns walking down the street and a drunk walks towards them, staggering and swearing like a trooper. 1 nun says to the other, “When we get close, you go past him on one side and I’ll pass on the other. That way, he won’t know which of us to confront”.

As the 3 meet, the nuns put the plan into effect and as they, pass the drunk stops dead and turns round and shouts at their retreating backs, “Hey you, lady, how the ____ did you do that?”