5.)While watching football on TV, saw Bin Laden and Mullah Omar sitting in the bleachers.

4.) Even in the wake of unspeakable evil, Bush couldn’t resist a challenge from brother Jeb, to “swallowing a pretzel…whole.”

3.)Bought pretzels of some pretzel vender guy, named Mohammed

2.) Tried to untwist pretzel with his tongue to impress the First Lady

1.) And the number one reason why Bush choked on a pretzel: He inhaled.

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