Michael Moore: “You seem like a very sensitive man – you got married on Valentine’s Day. Don’t you think you’re in the wrong job, being Secretary of Defense?” Secretary William Cohen: “Not at all. The preservation of the nation’s security is the most important thing. We couldn’t write poetry if we didn’t have a secure country.” -interview on The Awful Truth, Michael Moore’s TV show

-from “The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said” by Ross & Kathryn Petras in Page A Day Calendar, http://www.page-a-day.com/