I failed every subject except for algebra.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn’t take algebra!

Teacher: Are you good at math?

Pupil: Yes and no

Teacher: What do you mean?

Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems?

Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.

Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten!

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2

Pupil: 4

Teacher: That’s good

Pupil: Good ?, that’s perfect!

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

Pupil: That’s not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Teacher: How much is half of 8

Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean?

Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

Class: At once!

Q: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

A: None, they were all copycats!