Spike Milligan’s version of the Old Testament

He will be sadly missed.

Good opportunity to say thanks God for our sense of humour.

CHAPTER ONE

THE CREATION ACCORDING TO THE TRADE UNIONS IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTH.

2. And darkness was upon the face of the deep; this was due to a malfunction at Lots Road Power Station.

3. And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

4. And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good.

(The Bible, The Old Testament According to Spike Milligan, Penguin, 1993)