(mistakes are inside parenthesis marks)
….Next Friday we will be serving hot (gods) for lunch. If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket. Nov. 11: An evening of (bowling) at Lincoln Country Club.
….Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the (medication). Karen’s beautiful solo: “It is Well With My (Solo.)” Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October (12 thru 17).
….If you choose to (heave) during the Postlude, please do so quietly. We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the (rector). Hymn: “I Love Thee My (Ford.)” Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water (baptized on the table) in the foyer.
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