1. If Laura, Susanne, Debra and Rose go out to lunch they will call each other Laura, Susanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out to lunch they will call each other Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut Head and Scruffy.

2. When the bill arrives the four men will each throw in $20 even if the bill is nowhere near that amount….none of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want any change back. When the girls get the bill out comes the pocket calculator.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants…..a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t want.

4. A man has six items in his bathroom…..a tooth brush, a comb, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap and a towel he stole from the :”Holiday Inn.” The average number of items a typical woman has in her bathroom is 337. However she is ever ready for any emergency that may arise.

5. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

7. A woman marries a man expecting him to change and he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

8. Men wake up looking the same as they did the night before. A woman’s face somehow deteriorates overnight.

9. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There is no point in two peole remembering the same thing.

10. A woman knows ALL about her children….their hopes and fears, their girlfriends and boyfriends, their dentist appointments, their favorite foods, what new clothes they need, the names of all their best friends. A man is vaguely aware of a few short people sharing the house with him.