A NEW HYMN

From August 12-19 issue of THE CHRISTIAN CENTURY (Sung to the tune of

“Blessed Assurance, Jesus Is Mine”)

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Gracious submission, this is God’s test;

Ladies in shackles, Southern Baptists are best;

Shining my shoes and fetching a beer;

This is our faith; so do it, my dear.

CHORUS:

Gracious submission, this is my song;

Serving my husband, all the day long;

Gracious submission, this is my song;

Kissing his butt and tagging along.

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^..^ –(:)OINK!

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