G’day God, if you exist,

Hello, what’s your game? I can’t figure it out.

Thy churchdom’s crumbling.

Its will is dumped throughout the earth and has much leaven.

Give us this day give some little inkling of a reason WHY we should believe.

Forgive the churches their trespasses as they forget to help those they tresspass against.

Lead us not into their evangelisation but deliver us from these your followers and their pet heresies.

For theirs is the bank balance, the sophistry and the error …

Error upon error …

All men ……..and no women

Written by Archfishop Huffen Puff