TOPIC 1 – HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.

TOPIC 2 – THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.

TOPIC 3 – IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE.

TOPIC 4 – FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

TOPIC 5 – THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.

TOPIC 6 – LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.

TOPIC 7 – LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.

TOPIC 8 – HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

TOPIC 9 – REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

TOPIC 10 – IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS. DRIVING SIMULATION.

TOPIC 11 – LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE. ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

TOPIC 12 – HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. RELAXATION. EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

TOPIC 13 – HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE. CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED