TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE EVANGELICALS NERVOUS WITHOUT ACTUALLY SINNING

(from The Potluck Hall of Fame – David Dickerson. InterVarsity Press, Downers Grove, Illinois,1992 )

10. Smoke a pipe (just like C S Lewis)

9. Get a tatoo

8. Burn incense

7. Have an extensive rock music collection

6. Wear a cross with Jesus still hanging from it

5. Be an artist

4. Keep beer in the refrigerator

3. Subscribe to Christian Century

2. Wear a peace symbol

1. Make jokes about evangelicals