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*Hurts to Touch*

A goober was constantly complaining about how everywhere she touched her body, it hurt.

Her grandma told her to go and see a doctor.

Once there, the goober explained to the doctor how everywhere she touched, it hurt.

She said, “If I touch here, it hurts, if I touch my arm, it hurts, if I touch my foot, if I . . . “

The doctor gave her a complete physical and then delivered his findings.

Her finger was broken.