A married couple were driving down the freeway. The wife was driving, and the husband was in the passenger’s seat. The husband said, I want a divorce.The wife didn’t say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.The husband said, I’m taking the kids.The wife didn’t say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.The husband said, I’m taking the house.The wife didn’t say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.The husband said, I’m taking all of our savings and stocks and bonds. The wife didn’t say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour. The husband said, I’m not going to pay you any support. The wife didn’t say a word, she just pushed her foot on the accelerator a little and went about 10 more miles per hour.The husband looked at his wife and said, Don’t you have anything to say.The wife said, No, I have all that I need. The husband said, What do you mean, I’m asking for a divorce, I’m taking the kids, the house, our savings and stocks and bonds, and I’m not going > to pay you support. What do you mean, you have all that you need. The wife said, I have the air bag.
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