Back in a minute.Godot

In the beginning was the word, and the word was AARD-VARK

To do is to be Rousseau

To be is to do Sartre

Do be do be do Sinatra

I enjoy sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Am I flogging a dead horse?

Psychology is merely producing habits out of rats.

Tutankhamun’s will has just been unearthed. He wanted to be buried at sea.

Say it with flowers – give her a triffid

I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

How I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Disembowelling takes guts.

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected