“Walk out backward so I’ll think you’re coming in.”

“I only miss you on the days that end in ‘y’.”

“She caught me lying and then she caught a train.”

“I can’t find you anywhere but gone.”

“When the phone rings, you’ll know it’s not me.”

“When she’s got me where she wants me, she don’t want me.”

“She’s just a name dropper and now she’s dropping mine.”

“You can’t even do wrong right.”

— Quote, March 1996, p. 57.