Q. What is the largest room in the world? A. The room for improvement.

Q. What is the strongest days? A. Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak days.

Q. Where U.S. City is like a hill ?? A: Ohio – as it’s “hi” in the middle.

Did you hear the story about the blunt pencil? It was totally pointless….

Did you hear about the sleepy bicycle? It was two tired.

How is the best way to organise a trip to Mars? You planet

Did you hear about the dynamite party ? It was a blast!