The scene: Australia v Zimbabwe

McGrath was bowling to Eddo Brandes, the portly Zimbabwean. First he was

nicked over slip for 4 and next was slashed through cover for 4. McGrath

glared at him and said “Why are you so fat?”, to which the quick and

very Zimbabwean style reply came “Because every time I make love to your wife she

gives me a biscuit”.

Apparently all the Aussies were rolling around with laughter.

(The batsman may have been Ranatunga from Sri Lanka, according to this:

http://books.guardian.co.uk/reviews/sportandleisure/0,6121,741531,00.html )