Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

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Two cows in a field:

One says “MOOOOOOOOOOOO !”

T’other says – “Aaarrrrgggghhh – I was going to say that “!

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Two caterpillars watching a butterfly – one says to the other, ‘You’ll never get me up in one of them’.

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Two Caterpillars sitting on a Cabbage leaf pondering on the meaning of life. one says to other “You mean you really believe in an after life, where you fly around with wings and things!!”

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