A fellow comes home very depressed. His wife asks why, and he says “Oh, I went to the doctor’s for a checkup, and after the tests came back, he told me I got a flucky.” “So, what’s a flucky?” “I was too embarrassed to ask but it’s probably fatal.” “Well, I’ll call him if you won’t, and ask him straight out what it is….” She calls the doctor and speaks with him. “Doctor, you told my husband he got a flucky..so what is that, like a tumor, or a disease?” There’s a longish silence, and suddenly the doctor explodes with laughter… “Ma’am, I didn’t tell him anything about a “flucky”…what I said to him was… v v v v v v v v v “You got OFF LUCKY!”