A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”

The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”

Phoof! There is a flash of light….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

and he turns into a box of chocolates!!

~~~

Along the same lines, an old piece of graffiti:

‘I’ve got what every woman wants’

to which had been added

‘you must be a fur coat salesman’