Dear Eutychus:

Our preacher said, on Easter, that Jesus just swooned on
the cross and that the disciples nursed Him back to health.
What do you think?

Sincerely,
Bewildered

Dear Bewildered:

Beat your preacher with a cat-of-nine-tails with 39 heavy
strokes, nail him to a cross; hang him in the sun for 6
hours; run a spear through his heart; embalm him; put him
in an airless tomb for 36 hours and see what happens.

Sincerely,
Eutychus

See: 1 Cor 15:3-4