Three teenagers are walking down the beach when they see a man drowning in the ocean. The three of them dive in and save him. To their surprise they find they have saved the President of the United States.

When he can talk, the president says “Thank you. You have saved my life. Let me reward you, I’ll give you anything you want, just name it.”

The first asks for a million dollars, the president says, “No problem”.

The second asks for an F-16, and the president says, “I can arrange for that too”.

The third teen says, “I would like be put in the witness protection program.”

Surprised, the president asks “why? Why do you want to be put in the witness protection program?”

The teen replies, “Because when my dad finds out what I’ve done he is going to kill me!”