A priest ran an ad for a caretaker-housekeeper. A young man came to the rectory and said, “I came to see about…” but was interrupted by the priest who said, “Can you sweep, make beds, shovel walks, run errands, fix meals and balance a checkbook?” The young man said, “Whoa, I only came to see about getting married, but if it’s that much work, I’m not interested.”

— Dave George, Citrus Springs FL