1. Never walk without a document in your hands People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the canteen. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

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Thanks, Rowland. Nice to see that you put the simplest and most important ploy at the top of the list. I must add that on the rare occasions when you go somewhere carrying a genuine work-document, it is equally vital to take another piece of paper so that you’ve got something to carry when you come back…..

JackH  ¦:0]