Jesus, Moses, and Jesus’ dad were playing golf. Moses tees off first. The ball goes into a lake. Moses walks to edge and waves his arms, the water parts and he goes up to the ball and hits it on the green and into the hole. Jesus is up next. He hits the ball, it falls into the lake and stays on top of the water. Jesus walks out on the water and hits the ball into the hole.

Next Jesus’ dad tees off. The ball goes over the lake and a bird comes along, grabs it in his beak, flys over the green and drops it in the hole.

Jesus turns to him and says “Aw, dad you always win”.