No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times if folded in half repeatedly. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there. (so, the smart mosquito will only bite where it senses nobody) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. ( Hmm I always thought Colgate tasted that way) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. (than how come you don’t see lawyers on the coconuts? ) American car horns beep in the tone of F. (unless they are flat) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. (wow! I din’t know I could loose weight at school) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older. (that’s only after they have their first “woody”) The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. (And what about the queens?) A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight. (Not much improvement in 100 years) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class. (You should have seen how much money they saved when they took out the Oxygen mask. Have you noticed them missing?) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor. (Damn anti-abortionist!) Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (So, therefore, using Monty Python logic, all beautiful women have six toes) Walt Disney was afraid of mice. (Micky ruled DisneyLand with an iron fist) It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs (The rest of the cow is thrown away) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. ( So they want another Wife/Husband? One is not enough?)