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Workplace Wisdom

1.. If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops what’s a workstation? (Contributed by Don F.)

2.. If you work in a paperless office what do you do if you have to take a dump? (Contributed by Don F.)

3.. Why is it that when you see people whispering you can always hear your name loud and clear? (Contributed by Don F.)

4.. Why is it that in prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8′ x 10’cell and at work I spend most of my time in a 6′ x 8′ pod? (Contributed by Don F.)

5.. Why is it that a clean desktop is a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer? (Contributed by Ryoga)

6.. Isn’t a desk just a wastebasket with drawers? (Contributed by Jason Q)

7.. Can’t everything just be filed under miscellaneous? (Contributed by Letitia Yao)

8.. Next to the dog aren’t wastebaskets man’s best friend? (Contributed by J. Olson)

9.. Are paper clips the larvae stage of coat hangers? (Contributed by Rowland Croucher)

10.. Why do paper clips join together in drawers? (Contributed by John)

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