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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? (Again)

DESCARTES PHILOSOPHER

The chickens have no mental power and it is nature which acts in them according to the disposition of their organs, just as a clock, and make the chicken cross the road.

THOMAS BAYES FATHER OF THE TEORY OF PROBABILITY

Considering that the event of “a Chicken crossing the road” has to happen, in given circumstances, upon supposition that we know nothing concerning it; under the same circumstances, the chicken may cross the road a certain number of times, and fail to cross the road a certain other number of times.

BILL GATES MICROSOFT GURU

The new version of Windows with the latest Windows Media Center will allow the chicken to cross the road fully connected to the internet and enjoying high quality video streams.

DICK GRASSO CHAIRMAN OF THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

The act of crossing the street if a big step for the chickens to expand their markets, but they need to win the investor confidence which demands integrity and trust from the chicken partners.

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