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God To Noah

So one day God calls down to Noah . . . . and says,

“Noah, I want you to build another Ark, but this time I don’t just want a couple of decks – I want 20 decks, one on top of the other”.

“Twenty decks!?”, screams Noah, “Well, OK, whatever you say. Should I fill it with all the animals, just like last time?”.

“No, this time I just want fish . . . carp to be exact.”, answers God.

Noah looks to the skies, “OK, God, let me get this right . . . you want a New Ark with 20 decks, one on top of the other? And you want it full of carp?”

“That’s right”, replies God.

Why?” asks Noah.

(YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE THIS…….)

“Dunno really”, says God. “I just fancied a multi-storey carp ark”.

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