Message You have to laugh at these comments. I don’t think anyone was really convinced that Saddam had anything worth going into a 300 billion dollar war for. Not even oil.

War continues in Iraq. They’re calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They

were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that

spelled – O.I.L.

– Jay Leno

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“CNN says that now the fighting is over, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three

parts … regular, premium and unleaded.”

– Jay Leno

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“The president boasted that he had had the support of Britain and Spain for his attack on Iraq.

You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you’re not an imperialist,

the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.”

– Bill Maher

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“Experts said that if we went to war with Iraq, oil would reach as much as

$80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.”

– Jay Leno

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“President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that

democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a

good health care plan,and they can have a free and fair voting.

…….Iraq? We can’t even get this in Florida.”

– Jay Leno

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“President Bush said that he did not need approval from the UN to

wage war, and I’m thinking, well, hell, he didn’t need the approval of the

American voters to become president, either.”

– David Letterman

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“We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass

destruction we were looking for as our pretext for invading Iraq.

There’s just one problem – it’s in North Korea.”

– Jon Stewart

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“In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on

the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong

president.”

– Jay Leno