Artery The study of painting

Bacteria Back door to cafeteria

Barium What you do with dead bodies

Benign After you be 8 years old

Bowel A letter like A.E.I.O.U.

Caesarean Section A district in Rome

Cat Scan Searching for kitty

Cauterise Made eye contact with her

Colic A sheep dog

Coma Punctuation mark

Congenital Friendly

Dilate To live long

Enema Not a friend

Genital Not Jewish

High Colonic Jewish Holiday

Impotent Important and well known

Labor Pain Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff A doctor’s walking stick

Morbid Make another bid

Nitrate Much cheaper than the day rate

Node Already well aware of that

Outpatient A person who has fainted

Papsmear Fatherhood test

Pelvis Cousin of Elvis

Post Operative Letter delivery man

Recovery Room Place to do upholstery

Rectum Damn near killed ’em

Rheumatic Thinking of love

Secretion Hiding something

Seizure Mark Anthony’s friend

Tablet Small table

Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport

Tibia Country in Africa

Tumour More than one

Urine Opposite to you’re out

Varicose Very very close

Vein Conceited